What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors/models. They are actual litigants with a case pending in a local municipal court. Why you ask...? It's simple... fashion police cited this gentleman for his fashion diaster.
No People, this was not at the local Walmart! This was at my own, South Jordan City local Harmon's ('the grocer in your neighborhood', you know the jingle, don't act like you don't!)
When I first saw this gentleman, I thought to myself "Self, Could this be it...? Could this really be love at first sight?" I mean he's sporting a nice pair of New Balance sneakers, cut off shorts - long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to make it more interesting, Legs - that go all the way up, a bandana - that screams "Hey, look at me! I'm a bad @ss biker" and last but not least... a skullet - not to be confused with a mullet, since he's missing the business up front, but he is definitely still rockin the party in the back!!!
He definitely has all the qualities I've been looking for in a man. I'll keep you posted if indeed I actually did find my love connection...
